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longing distance

The space, literal and emotional, between yourself and another person, hoping for their safety and well-being, wishing you could be together when you are inescapably separated during the pandemic.
Unable to help in any way, hoping each day that she would remain well, wishing he could simply be where she was, the longing distance was at times unbearable.
by Monkey's Dad April 4, 2020
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captain long dong

A name given when your friend claims he’s fucked multipule chicks in the same week. And when someone is just a Cunt
Dick: I fucked 4 chicks yesterday
You: wow that’s so Impressive Captain long Dong
by Just Chucktesta April 21, 2018
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Mike long

To shit yourself in your brand new Duluth tech pants
Can you smell him he must have pulled a mike long
by Kirbturd October 18, 2023
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thin long

a thin person with a long torso
damn that girl look fine. shes a thin long
by weird mommy April 23, 2018
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instant long schlong

When your Schlong instantly becomes longer than usual, over people in the gender of your personal sexuality.
I saw the biggest tits ever! It definitely gave me an instant long schlong.
by dameyinata December 21, 2013
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long shlong

when a dude is fucking PACKKKKKINNNNNN
by ismashinfantsinthebutthole February 18, 2021
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long bottom crotch

Mostly used to in reference to the style &/or fit of the crotch area of womens jean pants. If looking at a pair of pants from their front side it's visabky noticeable that the lowest part of the seam between the legs hangs farrrr below the waist line.
Him-- What do you think of these jeans?

Me-- lmfao fuck no; I would never wear those long bottom crotch motherfuckers.
by Ivanna play October 19, 2023
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