Jacob Godden

to be extremally over weight and not admit it and chat the most shit any human could possibly chat

Oh you are such a jacob godden

by fatboyjacob April 2, 2022

Jacob Short

The best frog that will ever happen to you. He eats the many bugs.

Shut up Jacob Short, you're a frog.

by GBL116 June 4, 2018

Jacob

A cheating cunt and an asshole no cap. He's a snake.

Ayo Jacob is thicc

by JacòœB March 22, 2020

Jacob

He watches hentai and loves icarly he had sex with his grandpa

Ugh that guys watching hentai hes so JAcob

by Jacobs the bomb June 10, 2018

jacob

he’s a boy with a kind heart, someone who will pick you up from the floor and help you walk out, no matter what he’s been through he keeps a smile and puts everyone before him, he’s accomplished and fights for the right things, he speaks nothing but the truth and will steer from the typical norms, jacob can make you laugh until you cry and make corny jokes, he’s courageous and determined but has a soft hand to hold and a string shoulder to cry on

someone: who’s that guy over there helping the teachers

them: that’s jacob

by beanieweanie November 21, 2021

jacob

This person may not be girlfriend material, but is always available to give a shoulder to cry on. Jacob is a very loud and energetic person and may sometimes annoy you, but when you need him to be there he sure will try.

Girl: That Jacob sure is a piece of work!
Boy: No, he is nice. He is okay with being friendzoned and his fat is warm and comforting.

by Squidward666 June 9, 2018

Jacob

Plays Overwatch 2 all day while stuffing Chicken down his throat. Sometimes gets a little too horny around men... am I safe? oh fuck

The mother fuckers a Jacob ( lazy as fuck )

by AssSmacker69 February 4, 2024