Tom

The worst of the worst friends out there. Tends to be skinny and frail, thinks they are hot shit. Has horrible body Oder, and normally a small penis.

"Tom gets in car"

"Windows go down".

by Mr_damascus June 2, 2016

tom hunt

a person who loves to date french girls named claire, they may also be found with a boner and be asked if it is their phone

a girl sat on my lap and asked if my dick was a phone, i was such a tom hunt back then

by YaMomAVirgin January 16, 2018

tom rob

A skinny prick with a gambling addiction and a premature receding hairline .
Pretty much a waste of the bit space he's taking up

That cocktail stick is fatter than Tom rob

by Laddo1 January 28, 2018

Tom

The act of being extremely dopey

Stop being a Tom, you idiot

by P_W February 1, 2018

Tom

A very posh, easily intoxicated boy. Tom's often fall for elderly women.

God I'm glad I'm not Tom

by 123f2 May 4, 2018

tom brady meme

Super Bowl

tom Brady lost Superbowl52 so tom brady meme

by Tacos are liiiiiiiiiiiiiit February 5, 2018

TOM

Short for time of the month.

Guess what? My best friend Tom is in town.

by CLawDeeAww February 12, 2018