Mozzarella Tits

mot-suh-rel-luh tits noun

The culinary art of serving mozzarella sticks to a patron betwixt the (preferably perky) tits of the waitress/stripper

Hey let’s head over Minx for some mozzarella tits on lunch.

by Hugh Jasol 24 March 9, 2019

Greatest tits

A compilation of the greatest hits. Usually of a sassiest and classiest chick of a pop singer. Crème de la crème of pop stardom.

E.g. Mariah Carey, Beyoncé, Madonna, Whitney Houston, et al.

Man do I luv that Greatest tits compilation by the Queen of Sass ( Mariah Carey).

by MaddCatt April 24, 2021

puddle tits

When someone ejaculates onto some titties with such force, it creates a crater on top of the titty. The crater is filled with the ejaculate, forming a puddle tit.

Dat bitch ova dere definitely got dem puddle tits I was tellin' ya'll bout last night.

by Bawlsohard February 12, 2015

Hanky Tits

Woman who stuff their hanky down their bra - not to make their breasts bigger, but because they don't have a pocket or anywhere else to put their hanky

dude, when your mum bent over to pick the spoon off the kitchen floor, I could see her hanky tits

by Andy Ankerchief July 7, 2010

Messy tits

Breasts that have been ejaculated on. Can also refer to flabby, flat, pancake looking tits commonly seen in National Geographic magazine.

After some hot sex, Scott finished by giving me messy tits last night!

That bitch Dakota got some nasty, messy tits!

by steeldoesntfeel December 25, 2016

Tit lining

An expression when playing football/soccer for someone who does nothing but wait by the goal for a long ball pass to stick in the net. Usually when offside isn’t played on a kick about match

Dave scores his seventh goal.

“Fuck off, Dave, you Tit lining bastard!”

by EgoCity August 7, 2021

cold tits

The nipples that get hard when it is cold outside

Most people's tits (nipples) get cold outside titties hence cold tits

by Bobbyjoebilly March 7, 2016