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Burned myself a headache

Someone did something that left him with a big feeling of pain inside their head. Usually self-inflicted and self-aware. Maybe this person did something inappropriate and has to sort things out.
"Bro, after you and Jenny talked she left the party early. What happened?"
"Yeah I know. My bad, I burned myself a headache"
by Yeahprobablyat8pmorso November 22, 2021
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cake burn

Giving an enemy a cake anonymously for a special event. The burn lies in knowing that said enemy is enjoying the cake that you gave them, and hopefully one day will realize it was an enemy that gave them the cake - but they enjoyed it anyway. Thus creating a conflict. Only really funny to the cake giver.

Generally, a cake burn is executed within a competitive, business industry or environment.
Could be taken as a nice gesture.
Sally is having a ten year celebration for her law firm.

Competing law firm sends them a cake anonymously.

Sally is left wondering, "Who sent that delicious cake?"

Hilarious cake burn!
by Karl Bemanzoni March 19, 2014
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apply oil to burn

You literally put a fucking oil in a burn injury, which makes it even fucking worse.

Also a good way to end relationships.
Guy 1: "Shit mate I got a burn injury"
Guy 2: *apply oil to burn*
Guy 1: *fucking dead*
by Loud Dumbass September 29, 2021
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Burning Hair

To have sex with
Am I'm still gonna be able to burn hair after this procedure?

What were you doing in the back seat?

Man you know, burning hair!
by f1m03 February 22, 2021
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Reece Burns

Reece burns is an uncircumcised looser and his pp looks like a tootsie roll still in its rapper.
Yo look like Mr. Reece burns with ur uncormcized pp
by Reece Burns October 25, 2019
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burning your dick

by Jace Teck December 12, 2016
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burning jerseys

When a professional athlete makes any sort of controversial decision, you'll most likely find sports fans burning jerseys. Usually, it occurs after a player leaves a team in free agency. Jersey burning is more frequent in the NBA and NFL than the MLB.

Sports fans have been doing this since the late 2000s; however, a more notable ubiquity was in July of 2010 when LeBron James left the Cleveland Cavaliers to join the Miami Heat in free agency. Many also burned Colin Kaepernick's jersey in 2016 after he refused to stand for the national anthem. These are just some of the many occurrences.
1: Hey, did you hear about Kevin Durant deciding to sign with the Golden State Warriors?
2: Yeah! Now a bunch of people are going crazy burning jerseys.

1: I can't believe he'd leave the Thunder to join the team that beat him in the playoffs!
by papa tuna August 26, 2017
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