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Vestal Fart

a silent fart that smells so bad it makes you want to kill yourself. Symptons from smelling it include watering of eyes, nausea, anger and occasional vomiting.
Dude, thats almost as bad as a Vestal Fart.
by JasonMyers00000 December 17, 2008
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fart perfume

When you walk into an area where someone just farted, and you feel as if you have walked into a cloud of perfume. The odour is so bad that you believe the smell will stay, similar to perfume.
John: (farts)

Jane: (walks through fart) Dammit John! Now I have your fart perfume all over me!
by blissillusion October 27, 2009
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Fart Paste

the stuff you clean off your underwear after an uh-oh fart
my god he farted and got his fart paste all over his pants
by kile miner March 24, 2006
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Fart Lapse

The period of time it takes between the fart and the recognition of the fart, from another person.
"Hoorah, today I got a record Fart Lapse of 21.54 seconds!"
by JollyGoodShow April 19, 2014
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farting slut

A slut with a farting fetish. It turns her on when she lays loud and smelly farts just for you. Sometimes when she's empty on farts she eats a big bowl of beans or uses a bike pump up her ass to inflate her belly for a very long farting pleasure.
Check out these hot farting sluts being un-ladylike by cutting the cheese, passing gas, ripping one, breaking wind, and much more!
by Lethal_Mouth October 11, 2008
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onion fart

A fart that smells particularly of onion. Usually experienced the day after eating a foodstuff containing onion, especially burgers or hot-dogs.
Man, that was one stinky onion fart
by Kosmos September 3, 2003
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fart-knocker

My boss is a fartknocker.
by Fartknocker girl June 19, 2003
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