obsidian blues

When your really horny but your at school so you end up jacking off in the nurses office then aggressively fucker her in the ass. Eventually you go to jail but was it worth it?.. indeed

Dude I’m so scared I just saw someone obsidian blues

by Massive guy very big October 13, 2021

Waifu Blues

It refers to those so obsessed with their lovers 2d nature they can't see the present, much less the future, for what it could be.

Those waifu blues nearly drove him to the brink of committing seppuku.

by Kuroi January 10, 2019

a blue SUV

most maniacs find themselves driving this type of car. beware.

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear about how Josselyn got run over by a blue SUV?"

Guy 2: "Oh shit, really? Fuck..."

by BlaizenTen September 20, 2022

Rorin' Blue

When one has blue balls and they are about to engage in intercourse but are trying not to fart. The awkwardness of holding In a fart but the pain of having blue balls.

I was about to go doggy style but I had a Rorin' Blue.

by Dirty blue January 26, 2015

blue ruler

It is a term used to define a person which is autistic.

"Congratulations , you deserve a blue ruler!"

by Intriga April 19, 2018

Blue Anon

The definition of “Blue Anon” is “a loosely organized network of Democrat voters, politicians and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories.”

The Blue Anon is trying to make us buy another fake Russian Conspiracy Hoax. But we are not buying their BS any more.

by Dingo2222 March 7, 2021

grass is blue

If someone says "grass is blue" they mean they just burnt down 3 houses yesterday, or they have a small brain.

Person 1: yo man the grass is blue
Person 2: dude tf.

by Amigo_Lololol April 19, 2023