Splurge Turded

When you’re going number 2 and you can’t stop pooping.

Man, I just splurge turded so much in that bathroom, it wouldn’t stop!

by Weird mind person January 26, 2019

Nervy Turd

The nervous shake one gets when pushing out a massive turd after a big meal.

The turd the size of a turkey leg. Large at one end and small at the other.

I had a nervy turd the day after Thanksgiving.

Boy after that buffet I had to take a nervy turd.

by Texas Four November 29, 2010

Turd stain

A woman who is sickeningly loyal to Amber Heard, to the point of absolutely bare face lying tomakr it look like she can do no wrong, or who feverishly defends her in the face of audio and visual evidence that says otherwise.

This turd stain made another thread full of cropped and photoshopped "evidence"

by Deptford wive June 27, 2023

turd grid

Mapping out a city's bathrooms to do poos in.

You're visiting New York? I hope you packed your turd grid, a good bathroom is hard to come by in that city!

by Angel Von Johnston August 08, 2017

back turd

Party pooper, downer

That girl is such a back turd. Does she even know the definition of fun?

by Frodo1997 July 03, 2014

Turd Sausage

1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.

2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.

Yo I just dropped a big ol’ turd sausage.

Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!

by Beef-noodler May 16, 2024

last place at a turd eating contest

Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.

Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.

by Goat Milking Contest Winner. June 08, 2012