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gargoyle tits

An unattractive female breast condition caused by long term extreme weightlifting and very low body fat. Breasts become misshapen, smaller, and farther apart. Exposure made lead to sadness and fear, scarerousal is also possible. You'll know it when you see it.

To survive an encounter deal with them as calmly as possible. Try to make yourself appear bigger than you really are, hold your arms up above your head and spread your legs more widely apart. Avoid eye contact, they may perceive it as a threat. At night shine a strong flashlight into her eyes. Do not attempt to climb a tree, she's probably stronger than you.
A woman with a cute face walked in, her tight shirt revealed gargoyle tits so I lost interest.
by BobSmith3001 January 10, 2016
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cold tits

The nipples that get hard when it is cold outside
Most people's tits (nipples) get cold outside titties hence cold tits
by Bobbyjoebilly March 7, 2016
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Hammer Tits

When a girls tits are bigger than her ass and give the look of a hammer and or being top heavy.
Yeooooo that chicks got some hammer tits eh
by Meme Dungeon July 1, 2019
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Farting tits

When a woman's tits rub aggressively between each other, causing a fart-like noise.
"Ey yo, b, show me how those farting tits!"
by I_wana_frick_caveira November 25, 2019
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Talented Tits

A musical act that played primarily in nudists resorts in the 1980’s.
I saw Talented Tits when I went to Cheetah Wild in 1986.
by Satan12 September 16, 2019
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Free-titting

The act of going around without wearing a bra.
I don’t want to wear my bra to the store. I think I’ll Go free-titting!
by Suzyq46 August 21, 2019
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Tit Spit

A chunky, salsa like liquid that comes out of a woman's titties; especially when they're on their period.
Boyfriend: God dammit! Clean up your Tit Spit!
by Iggi Niggi August 30, 2019
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