rusty walter

The act of girl squirting in a bowl of butterscotch candy by an old man, while he teabags her with a hairy ball sack.

Erin got caught by Raymond being rusty Walterd by Ron at the retirement home during Covid 19 Quarantine

by The rustiest Walter May 20, 2020

Rusty Gear

A side effect of an explosive shart where one's junk is covered in fecal matter, resulting in Rusty Gear.

I just sharted inn my skinny jeans and now I'm sporting some Rusty Gear! Does anyone have a baby wipe handy?

by Willyshitjokes December 19, 2024

Rusty Spittoon

The act of moistening the anus with one's saliva before having anal-sex/foreplay

1) I gave her/him the Rusty Spittoon, which really seemed to make things slide in easier.
2) Without the Rusty Spittoon, I would have felt like my dick stepped into the Majave Desert.
3) Who needs to do use the Rusty Spittoon when you have lube?

by Gabriel The Brave April 30, 2016

Rusty Melon

When you're having sex with a woman and you put a clown horn butt plug into her butt so it honks with the rhythm as you have sex.

My wife loves a rusty melon

by Gator_4 December 6, 2024

Rusty Cage

When she goes from tossing your salad to a bj without rinsing first.

Man she gave me the best rusty cage ever!

by Yablo April 22, 2024

Rusty Scissors

A pair of older aged lesbians that engage in sexual activities such as scissoring.

I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.

by Bitch Pudding December 20, 2021

rusty nail

what happens when you leave a nail in salt water... did you think it was a sex thing... people these days

i left my nail in salt water and it turned into a rusty nail

by johnmononononononono August 13, 2018