slap map

Another word for tramp stamp. A tattoo right above the buttocks region on a female.

Dale: "Dude, look at that chick with the amazing ass"
Arnold: "You mean the one with the slap map?"
Dale: "Yea"
Arnold: "Yeah dude, I'd bang her"

by lefthandedcigarettes March 12, 2014

wood slap

Eating oneself happy - mainly through crisps and cock.

Man that boy is fat.... he is bang on wood slap

by robgreen June 8, 2009

SHRAPNAL SLAP

this is when your so fed up with hobos askin for change, you cup your coppers in your hand and round house slap the filthy bastard.

if you ask me for change one more time im gona shrapnal slap you so hard.

by Dr EW and Prof AWD from Yale April 5, 2009

jap slap

To strike a person, usually on the head, with both hands on either side of the head

I want to Jap slap him

by Big Tom April 30, 2005

slap stick

when some one is so ugly you just want to slap the living shit out of them with a stick!

holy shit! that bitch is ugly! SLAP STICK SLAP STICK!

by Stevvvvven April 23, 2007

DJ Slap

The act of issuing sweet vindication to an individual acting like a huge dick, and due to their action(s) really deserves just that... a slap in the face with Donnie's johnson.

Yo, I have had it with that guy, someone should really give him a DJ Slap. -OR- The d-bag at the Michigan game, yea he definitely deserves a DJ Slap!

by How'sYourFather October 30, 2006

Jack slapping

the act of defecating on a soft platter of sorts, such as a napkin or some paper towels, and holding the contraption while it lies open in the initiators hand. The user then proceeds to slap the victim in the face with the feces in his/her hand.

A: Dude i totally "Jack-Slapped" Steve in the face earlier!
B: Oh snap thats nasty!!!

C: Charlie, "Jack Slapping" Ms.Springs while pulling stick is unacceptable, especially during an exam.
D: Sorry Mom, I promise not to snap again.

by That_dude_down_the_street October 13, 2013