Sunny Side Up

The act of cooking an egg and proceeding to use it as a ejaculatory tool.

Presumably it is hot and yolky

My girlfriend gave me a Sunny Side Up this morning.

by Micheal Jaxon November 25, 2016

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Doo-doo on the side

1. A situation like the residue of a turd stuck like glue on the inside of the toilet bowl.

Her behavior is like doo-doo on the side! Gonna have to flush this girl!!!

by WordsBySeamus November 22, 2023

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Why does the universe have 2 sides?

Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?

Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

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