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Orton Long

3’8”
by newbynewby November 2, 2023
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Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”
by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024
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Long Esophagus For Dick

Guys would say “she got a big lefd”. Clearly saying he/she had oral sex
“Damn she got a lefd!” Long esophagus for dick!!!!
by fuckshitbitch December 5, 2018
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Long legs goddess

Expression used to describe Sowon, vocalist of GFRIEND (a South Korean girl group), because of her long, beautiful legs
The long legs goddess has dazzled everyone with her beauty in the photo shoot.
We don't know Sowon's true stature, but we're sure she's a long legs goddess
by Citadelle_etoilee May 17, 2020
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Long end of the stick

did you hear? Janice got fired!
Yeah, Thorvald's holding the long end of the stick here.
by jonblo November 23, 2020
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Sir Long Crack

A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.
Sir Long Crack is protruding from the top of your trousers.
by Big Juice Boy November 23, 2021
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I know something thats long and hard( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Inni84 July 22, 2023
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