kevin is normaly a normal person but is somtimes very weared.kevin is also a person how makes fun of people he is also allways annoying as hell
you so kevin
by litle old lady January 15, 2024
Get the kevinmug. by e5yh5eh March 17, 2022
Get the kevin barbermug. If you are a friend of Kevin consider yourself blessed. Kevin is a very loving person and one of the smartest people you can ever know and extremely handsome. His loyalty is without question and as long as you don’t do him wrong, he will forever have your back!
by Threepointo November 23, 2021
Get the Kevin Neelymug. If theres something more chicken shit than being afraid to stand (Kevin Federline), it's being afraid to stand alone (Britney Spears).
At least the world knows Kevin Federline is a womanizing douchebag if the rumors are true and all. Kevin Federline doesnt masquerade or disguise himself as somebody else to do his womanizing or sinning, he does it as Kevin Federline at least. He doesnt hide who and what he is.
by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020
Get the Kevin federlinemug. A guy who has the smallest dick in the universe, who also smells like shit and probably sucks his pet's dick. And Kevin's often think they're an expert at something, but their statements often blows up in their own faces
by Stinky possum December 25, 2022
Get the Kevinmug. by Xssslayer November 22, 2021
Get the Kevinmug. Also known as Longbeard Kevin. Is known to dip his long girl like hair into the grease vats at his place of employment. “Anal Town.” He’s know to spend much of the day at Singing Salmon. He also does free lance jiggalo work for a side hustle. Many people who see him mistake him for a pirate. Which in fact he is. Ex lovers of kevin’s often tell tales of his devil dick. His soul is 147 years old. And most notably he has a Great Uncle who was in the olympics. But to clarify he would NEVER under any circumstance date a girl who is in the olympics.
Random person: look over there its a fucking pirate!!
Me: thats kevin
Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?
Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.
Me: thats kevin
Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?
Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.
by WaltWalterson May 25, 2022
Get the Kevinmug.