Jake Gyllenhaal

He is the nastiest skank bitch I have ever met. Do not trust him, he is a fugly slut.

Taylor Swift: But the punchline goes, “I’ll get older, but your lovers stay my age.”

Jake Gyllenhaal: ...but no one my age will date me.

by Swiftie88 November 23, 2021

Jake SR

A Nice Cool Sparta Remixer

O shiet Jake SR is on Discord :3

by Jake SR June 24, 2018

Jake Paul

Worse than 2020

Person 1: oh you know Jake Paul?
Person 2: oh the guy that is worse than Satan and 2020?
Person 1: yeah that's the one

by This username was taken July 13, 2020

Jake Paulers

The people who support Jake Paul and buy his merch and what he calls his amazing fans who adore him

Jake Paul: Gooood moring Jake Paulers!

by itz ya gamer 65 December 24, 2017

bernie jake

It means someone very smart, emotionally weak but you will never see them at their weak state because they preferred being the jolly friend that seems like there is no problem they are facing at all. They are curious minded and easy going. They have a hobby of observing their surroundings and think of how they will acted to it. You can say that they have the nurture of letting their enemies totally thinking of that they already manipulated the Bernie Jakes but is not.

He might be a jolly one but surely he is a Bernie Jake. He easily can deceived people around him, he might be a Bernie Jake

by frosty_carrot November 24, 2021

Jake

He is the stupidest person in the whole world

Omg he is so jake

by Caden faris August 27, 2018

jake

a white kid whos mom started fucking with a black guy named tyrese after her second marriage failed , he hears his mom getting pounded every night , he plays basketball, has one black friend , lives in the suburbs , and hates his mom

jerome: aye jake whos that black guy in the benz that picks you up from school ?

jake: thats my moms boyfriend his name is tyrese

jerome: oh thats what shes into ..... i knew it too !

jake: what do you mean ?

jerome: mann shut yo ass up and just hand her my number for me , or matter fact just give me her number real quick

by takeyabitchandhititquick May 28, 2016