I'm just sayin'.

An ineffective attempt to disown responsibility for being an asshole that actually emphasizes the fact that you are indeed an asshole.

Me: Ow, that coffee is HOT!
Asshole: You are such a wimp. I'm just sayin'.

Me: Take that asshole (while pouring hot coffee on the asshole's shoes).

by Ahbalogna September 3, 2020

I'm a creature of the dark

Gracie McGarrah is a creature of the dark.

I'm a creature of the DARK!!!!!!!!!!! It means I do be a dark creature.

by Dark Creature September 21, 2020

i'm awesome and cool and epic

If you say this, it's correct.

"man, i'm awesome and cool and epic"
"true"

by JajooWasTaken May 31, 2024

I'm used to it

The most painful thing someone can say while trying not to cry

Nah bro she didn't mess me up that bad I'm used to it

by Da5.9chummins November 4, 2023

I'm calling the police

A term used when someone does something extremely bad, weird, fucked up, degenerative, sexual, horny, frowned upon, or just something that makes your stomach feel like shit, or makes your heart actually fucking stop for a second because you need to catch a breath after seeing what bullshit someone posts or say. This term can also be used on sexual messages, if someone is being weird, people typically reply with "I'm calling the police" "What the fuck", and "FBI OPEN UP!". The phrase / slang "I'm calling the police" is an effective way to tell someone to shut the fuck up, and for them to reconsider their life before saying something again or to tell someone your really fucked up and need psychotic help now. The term is similar to replying the suicide hotline number "1-800-273-TALK (8255)" , to tell someone to call it, and seek mental help (since they probably do tbh).

Guy 1: What were you doing? It's been like 6 hours!.

Guy 2: Jacking off to changed rule 34.

Guy 1: I'm calling the police and the fucking FBI to throw yo horny ass in the slammer.
Guy 1: Bouta fuckin teach this degenerate nigga ass mothafucka some goddamn justice.

by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 20, 2023

I'm dying

A word that Kyle Johnson Baylen Levine And Lil Peej always use to comment on there fans post, when something is very funny. Love you guys 💚

Haha I'm dying

by Baylen Levine is awesome June 12, 2020

I'm in a meeting

phrase A polite or secretive way to inform someone that you are (or about to be) sitting on the toilet, pooping.

"I can't talk right now. I'm in a meeting."

Person 1 knocks on bathroom door.
Person 2: I'm in a meeting right now. I might be a while.

by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022