human fish

A fish that's a human that's a fish that's not a catfish

Paulina is a human fish

by Gayfishnigga November 24, 2019

The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.

Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho

by Mike109999 October 2, 2022

Humanity

A creature who struggles at times but when needed will come together to create hope for a future

Humanity creates hope

by Lauren 2020 July 17, 2023

Human Grape

Human Grape is a slang term for Eyeball.

“John I just nabbed a bag of Human Grapes, want some?”

“Nah dude, I’m good I just ate already”

by Grandule April 9, 2024

Human centipede

When a group of 3 or more lays out like a train and eats eachother out.

A beautiful sex position

My favorite sex position is the human centipede. Mmm tasty

by Jazzydoosdley September 22, 2019

When an Elephant Befriends a Human

When an Elephant befriends a human refers to the rare occasion in which an Elephant befriends a Homo sapiens, often doing actions with each other such as ordering Domino's, going to theme parks, and playing tic-tac-toe.

Nothing occurs less than when an Elephant befriends a human!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

Treason Against Humanity

The concoction of crimes that amounts to betrayal of the human race, including but not limited to: Treason, Crimes Against Humanity, Human Trafficking, prolific distribution of dangerous drugs, and systemic and sustained economic class warfare.

The faggot politicians and billionaires from this period will be most remembered for committing Treason Against Humanity for ruining countries and trying to replace humans with artificial intelligence crap. Their failure to take solving problems seriously for such a long time will forever be condemned.

by Publius0987 August 14, 2025