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Green Lantard 

A character whose powers are based entirely on that of simple self-belief, making their story arc very unoriginal and their abilities over-powered. The constructs this character makes with their magic space powers are usually over-exaggerated

and extra, making their exertion and flair pointless. Their job can almost always be done faster and simpler and most of their friends find them frustrating and boastful.
Alexander: "This dude is so unnecessary, he's spent more time flexing than actually helping people."
Zach: "Honestly, he doesn't even need to be here. He's just another Green Lantard."
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Green day 

Some pussy emo mother fuckers
Green days are some emos
Green day by 32312dsa April 24, 2021

Green Goblin 

A person who loves sucking dick - Goblin' it down
Greg is such a green goblin, he has literally sucked everyone's dick
Green Goblin by Monkeyscrub November 1, 2021

green puppy dog 

Fox: Ay man could I get a beer?

Vinny: Yeah bro! I got Green Puppy Dogs!!

Fox: Worddd
green puppy dog by sarajay2000 April 22, 2022

green weenie 

A military slang term for the "Army Commendation Medal" also known as the "ARCOM", a medal that has been given so frequently that it is considered nearly meaningless.
After his third tour without award, the brass passed him a Green Weenie.
green weenie by Cpl. Dio February 26, 2011

green mile 

road to riches, on tha paper chase, tha block, any path to getting money
where u been mayne?

i been on that green mile.
green mile by tha franchise January 3, 2008

Green Foliage 

I went down on this bitch, and found some nasty green foliage growin among the duck butter and beaver cheese!!
Green Foliage by J-Shnizzle November 15, 2004