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golden result

When you call the cops and they do their jobs properly. Mostly used by POC who have rarely experienced an encounter with police that didn't end in some form of violence.
Person 1: So the cops came by my mom's place last week.
Person 2: Damn, really? Who'd they snatch this time?
Person 1: Nobody. Got that golden result then they left.
by mintchipandcookie December 25, 2020
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Golden Italian

A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.
Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.
by Hot Franklin July 5, 2023
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damien golden

Over zealous macho boy, Usually trying to make up for lacking in the trouser department due to the fact he has smaller than average feet. Usually has fat ankles. Easily falls head over heels in love with himself as he spends so much time staring in the mirror. Your so vain I bet you think this song is about you....
damien golden: I'm an ANIMAL!!!!! GRRRRRRRR!!!!!
by darkknight11111111111111 November 5, 2013
mugGet the damien goldenmug.

Golden Wheelbarrow

A sexual position where the man holds the womans ankles whilst entering her from behind. After climax the man urinates onto her back.
I gave my girl the golden wheelbarrow.
If she's into wet and wild giver her the golden wheelbarrow.
by greasypete October 14, 2022
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Golden State Warriors

A team that loves to humiliate (or as they call it humble) other teams/players with their abundance of conventional wisdom.
The Golden State Warriors seem like kind of a mean spirited dynasty.
by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023
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Golden Klondike

The act of a butch lesbian urinating in someone’s butthole.
Can you believe that Cameron had Rhonda piss in his butt?

Hell yeah man, who doesn’t love a good Golden Klondike?
by PeakingWhiteRabbit January 25, 2024
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Nico Golden

“wow look at that fucking nico golden
by gaybejohnson October 19, 2019
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