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No-Fart Bar

When you cannot fart, like on a date or in public, usually makes your stomach ache and make noises...
The no-fart bar was on last night during my first date with Stacey, my stomach hurt and I farted for a fort night when I got home.
by Edge8973 November 4, 2012
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fart perfume

When you walk into an area where someone just farted, and you feel as if you have walked into a cloud of perfume. The odour is so bad that you believe the smell will stay, similar to perfume.
John: (farts)

Jane: (walks through fart) Dammit John! Now I have your fart perfume all over me!
by blissillusion October 27, 2009
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Fart Paste

the stuff you clean off your underwear after an uh-oh fart
my god he farted and got his fart paste all over his pants
by kile miner March 24, 2006
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Fart Lapse

The period of time it takes between the fart and the recognition of the fart, from another person.
"Hoorah, today I got a record Fart Lapse of 21.54 seconds!"
by JollyGoodShow April 19, 2014
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onion fart

A fart that smells particularly of onion. Usually experienced the day after eating a foodstuff containing onion, especially burgers or hot-dogs.
Man, that was one stinky onion fart
by Kosmos September 3, 2003
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farting slut

A slut with a farting fetish. It turns her on when she lays loud and smelly farts just for you. Sometimes when she's empty on farts she eats a big bowl of beans or uses a bike pump up her ass to inflate her belly for a very long farting pleasure.
Check out these hot farting sluts being un-ladylike by cutting the cheese, passing gas, ripping one, breaking wind, and much more!
by Lethal_Mouth October 11, 2008
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fart-knocker

My boss is a fartknocker.
by Fartknocker girl June 19, 2003
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