ethan liao

ok this msg is for ethan liao bc he’s just perfect ykyk. ok so basically ethan, i’ve been wanting to tell u that i liked u for a very long time. like even ur sister knows lmao. santa didn’t give me what i wanted bc i put you in my wishlist 😭 but it’s fine. anyways, i’ve been wanting to tell you that, everytime when you msg me, i get all excited. but what really hurt me was that you were literally so dry. like as dry as the desert. but you were still my number one. n you short asf. like even a girl is taller than u, smh. anyways… .i hope u never see this msg bc it’s just a dumb middle school crush ☹️

girl: hey girl, just to lyk that THE ethan liao is coming THIS way
me: OMG
ethan: *literally bumps into me without saying an excuse me or sorry*
me: THAT WAAS SO DANG ATTRACTIVE!!! so hot omg
girl: girl…you picked the wrong dude.

me: no i didn’t, he’s so handsome
girl: GIRL, DONT EVEN TALK ABOUT HIS LOOKS…

**this was a real life experience…he literally bumped into me during the thanksgiving feast in middle school. he didn’t say an excuse me or sorry, he just continued talking with his friends. i was literally getting all excited that i went to the bathroom with my friend and i was literally punching the stalls and kicking the air with my feet. he got me all excited n sh….😭**

by ilovefrankocean123 December 12, 2022

Ethan

A boy who will break your heart and not realize. Ethan is kind, smart, usually athletic and doesn't care about what people think.

Lindsay: who is that over there?
Breanna: that's Ethan I think he likes you

by Lillybug08 August 10, 2021

ethan & raegin

the definition of a perfect couple. they always make each other smile, always on the phone as well. they are super sweet and never fail to make other people happy. they never really tell anyone that they're dating yet everyone knows.

harlee: why are they together?

jade: you haven't heard?
harlee: no?

jade: they're dating.
harlee: ohhhh makes sense.

jade: they are ethan & raegin

by raegin/oliver February 20, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He will be your wonderwall and will constantly be on your mind. He will stick by your side through thick and thin. He will be the most amazing boyfriend, and will be the type to show up at your house at 9:30 pm with a bag of doritos. He will show you every beautiful thing you never saw in yourself and the world. And then he will leave. You will ask yourself what you did wrong. You will cry. You will not speak to him for years, but never fall in love with anyone else. You will end up back on his doorstep years later. Ethan is a drug. You are addicted. You will always relapse.

“Dude, me and Ethan broke up.”
“Oh, I’m so sorry.”
“It’s okay, we will probably get back together someday anyways. Until then, I’ll just sit around, missing him.”

by m a n i a c June 13, 2020

Ethan

The guy you find outside of a gas station who was banned from going inside. Usually found smoking a blunt or asking girls to fill up thier gas. Talks about being an Archeologist to make himself look cool.

I Saw Ethan again at the Gas station.
Ethan owes me money.

by Luxinator November 22, 2021

Ethan

The best person I have ever met in my entire life. Will love you to the end of the earth and will do anything to make sure you’re okay. Thinks he is hilarious and honestly he’s not wrong, sometimes doesn’t think before he speaks but it’s okay he’s cute

Who’s that loud person over there?

Oh that’s Ethan

Makes sense!

by Doglol2232 October 9, 2021

Ethan

he is so hot you would be straight, then gay after seeing him.

ethan is big pp man thats hot in the face

by your god pp man April 28, 2022