December 5th

National Slap Ass Day
Slap any girls ass!

Me: *Slaps a girl's ass*
Girl: Why did you do that??
Me: Sorry, its December 5th

by ThiccBriccMan December 4, 2019

December 6th

National slap a girls ass day

Did you know it was December 6th today?? Time to slap some ass

by Emma McMahon December 4, 2019

December 6th

Give your parents a hug day!!

Child: “hi mom”
Mom: “hi”
Child: *gives hug*
Mom: “what was that for”
Child: “ it’s December 6th”
Mom: “what does that mean?”
Child: “it’s hug your parents day!!”

by Senpai.Nikko December 4, 2019

December 6

National kiss your bf/gf day

Person 1 : Yo bro ima kiss my gf today

Person 2: Why?
Person 2: It’s December 6 National kiss your gf/bf day

by [e-mail] December 5, 2019

December 6

December 6 is national beat up Christen Miranda whenever you see her day.

You: “Christen you know what day it is right?”
Christen: “December 6”
You: “That means I get to beat you up”

by ChristenMirandaHater101 December 5, 2019

December 13th

National orange day

Every Irish girl has to wear dark coco brown fake tan

Mary: why do you have so much fake tan on
Kate: Because it is December 13th
Mary: Oh yeah I forgot

by That girl who tells the truth December 6, 2019

December 9

The day u may ask out your crush

Me: guest what its December 9th sooo wanna date?

by Abclock00738:338 December 7, 2019