russian dads

A Dad who doesn’t stick around to long and also has about 50 wife’s around the world and now he is intonational so obviously 2+2=4-1=3 that’s quick maths

Yo my Russian Dads is a prick lol

by Allangestwich November 19, 2017

#1 dad

Simply the best, most loved dad in the whole wide world

The owner of this mug is definitely the #1 dad in the world.

by Doingmystuff December 22, 2017

WANNA B DAD

Don’t just call yourself ‘Dad’ and expect kids to love you, it’s a title you have to earn.

P1: I don't care for much but pretending to be a wanna b dad is pathetic.

P2: your mom.
P1: Wtf that got to do with your responsibility of emotional support idiot!

by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019

daltons dad

gone, poof, away, fucked off, /kill

that guy must have a daltons dad

by lego99df54 May 30, 2024

dad

while they may not have given birth to you they are still an important person in your life.

if your dad hadn't of had sex with your mom, you would not be here.

by xkruelx February 15, 2017

Dad

My closest family member and will never disappear to get milk

I love my dad:)

by Jihan410 April 11, 2024

Dad

Some bitch from hell that can be generous and trick you into believing he is a good person but in reality, your dad is a narcissistic bitch who only thinks of himself.

My dad is a complete idiot can I pls borrow someone else's dad for a full month.

by your fellow gurl January 26, 2022