Skip to main content

cunt-crap

verb: when items are inserted into a womans vagina and she squezes them out. As in, to cunt-crap something.
I stuffed some grapes into my girls vagina and she cunt-crapped them into my mouth.
by dirtypubes December 4, 2009
mugGet the cunt-crap mug.

domesticated cunt

A sorry clown who gets married, promptly secures his balls in his wife's purse, gets QUIET and SHY, and whose idea of top- shelf highlights is antique shopping for new porcelain dogs for his collection.
Man, the scumbag list has been pretty tame recently. Is Junker out sick with the clap again?" "No, fool. He's a domesticated cunt now." "For realz?" "Recognize, son. He's like a Ken doll down there, no junk at all.
by el ultimo patron January 5, 2011
mugGet the domesticated cunt mug.

Cunt Cracka

A bitch who doesn't know jack shit. She ain't got a clue and she always actin a foo. Her cracka ass need some whippin into shape. Basically, this just a son of a bitch who can't get her whorey tits under control.
BACK UP OFF ME YA CUNT CRACKA!!!!
by gracekellllyyqueen May 9, 2011
mugGet the Cunt Cracka mug.

skanktamonious cunt

A female pathalogical lier who acts holier than thou, who uses her good looks and empty promises to maniplate those around her into feeling sorry for her. All the while she's telling slanderous lies about them behind their backs.
I really despise skanktamonious cunts.
by Hates lying bitchs June 20, 2010
mugGet the skanktamonious cunt mug.

cunt dip

A journey into the remarkably shitty middle of nowhere for the purpose of baking out a car or pussywagon. Short form of the more standard 'country dip'
Let's take a cunt dip to the park and smoke this blunt before we start drinking.
by countrydipper July 15, 2010
mugGet the cunt dip mug.

Cunts' circus

An unpleasant event, gathering or social occasion that is best avoided usually because of the people attending.
"Can I come to your place on Boxing Day? The wife's family are coming round and it'll be the usual cunts' circus!"

"I went to Bob's leaving do and it was ok until the Boss arrived. Then it just turned into a right cunts' circus so I left early"
by Craig in the Hat January 26, 2009
mugGet the Cunts' circus mug.

Grunt Cunt

A woman who only dates men in service I. E. Army, Navy, Marines, etc.
Megan is a grunt cunt because she only goes out with army men for every relationship.
by M3ganm0nst3r April 21, 2014
mugGet the Grunt Cunt mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email