I want to be a Christian
by Italians rule the world August 21, 2019
Get the Christianmug. Alright, I'm a student here. I'm gonna give a serious definition for this godforsaken hellhole. This place is poison. I can't put into words how much trauma and pain I've experienced here. The people are assholes and have no morality or tolerance except for "Jesus is cool and if you don't like him you're gonna die a terrible death and regret being not Christian for the rest of your life". The class program is a joke, with 7th graders only having 5 electives and only getting to choose 2. Every class you take somehow turns into a Bible lecture no matter what subject. Almost all of the people that go here are awful people and only care about "being the best Christian I can be". I'm going to take a minute to say that not ALL of the school is terrible, some teachers have a sense of humor and actually try to educate you on something other than God and Jesus or whatever. I want to say at least some of the kids know what the word 'tolerance' means, but that's a bit of a stretch. This school houses, creates and encourages the stereotype of (white) insane Christians who hurt other people who aren't (white) like minded-Christians. Again, I can't stress enough how intolerant the people here are towards others who have a different faith or lifestyle. This school is just an expensive prison. If you want to use "Plymouth Christian Academy" in a sentence, DON'T. Find a similar word, like "hell" or "pain", or even "death-inducing traumatic prison". Please, I beg of you, stay away.
"Oh yeah, Zoey goes to Plymouth Christian Academy."
"Oh, that poor girl. I hope she escapes someday."
"Oh, that poor girl. I hope she escapes someday."
by @ch7@ July 13, 2023
Get the Plymouth Christian Academymug. Christian is a nice seeming person on the outside but when you get to know him it will change. Christian will always gaslight you and accuse you of gaslighting. Christian will constantly start arguments and can't accept when he's wrong. He's a horrible person and a terrible friend
by MisterMando November 22, 2021
Get the Christianmug. Christian is awesome,smart, and courageous. She loves to make people laugh but sometimes she can be serious and want to throw dem hands. She has a great personality and is athletic.shell achieve great things
by Burgerstreet June 19, 2017
Get the Christianmug. Christian Chauca. A good friend, a lover, the best friend anyone can ever have. Good at baseball, very athletic, the best. We became very close this summer. He is like a brother to me, a best friend.
by Yeah_AR November 19, 2020
Get the Christian Chaucamug. The sweetest darkie out here. That man does just look innocent and childish but he on a different level yes.
"WDMC! Look Christian from Holy Cross, he so suteeeee with the curly hair!"
"Ent?? Best I go before I faint. I want a man like dat!!!"😍
"Ent?? Best I go before I faint. I want a man like dat!!!"😍
by thegirlwiththefacts May 16, 2021
Get the Christian from Holy Crossmug. Picture your dream boy in your mind right now. Your thinking of that boy and the boy looks exactly like (christian). A mother fucking sexy daddy. He has a 3 inch cock {big for his age} a thicccc booty and a charming smile. He lives anal sex and he drinks pineapple juice 24/7. Just ignore the fact that he’s a major virgin and that he can have multiple boners. He’s very good in the bed (sleeping). Very active, if you say cricket is active. Knows his was around the girls... wait nvm he’s a virgin. This dude gets no guys. Fuck off christian
by katniss/socceegirl July 8, 2019
Get the christianmug.