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Burned cookie

You a hoe or can mean you get passed around and all you just want is d*ck or p*ssy and also mean your no good every one had you
Look at her,him being a burned cookie
by Luh bra shiesty November 19, 2023
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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
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burning head

“Orrr he’s a proper gimp he burns head.”
“Nah I can’t lie this is burning head…”
My head’s proper burnt”
by LD&EHdagoats(kaysanstoleit) December 29, 2023
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heath burns

A monster high character, thought to be very old.
Everybody says that Montgomery Burns is old, but Heath Burns is really old.
by Princess Daphne December 31, 2023
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You're gonna burn a hole through my face

A saying that means you've been staring to this person for way too long, and if you have a laser like Superman's on your eyes, you're gonna make a hole through their face.
A: *stares at B*
B: "Man, You're gonna burn a hole through my face with all your staring."
A: oh right, sorry I didn't realize.
by trlzd January 25, 2024
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Burn Mar-a-Lago

Burn Mar-a-Lago is a very upset Apefrican American (nigger) and an enslaved pavement ape of the left.

Trapped his its own bubble of hatred, this poor excuse of intelligent life seems to blame all its problems on a president thats been out of power for 4 year- a trend that will likely continue for years- not to mention every problem it has will also be the result of white people existing too .

The moon cricket Burn Mar-a-Lago will never take personal responsibility for anything it does it will always be someone elses fault or because "eeryone be all rayssst n sheeeeet" when it doesn't get its way.

Burn Mar-a-Lago is the kind of coon you truly want to avoid. Its the kind of outdated farming equipment that will randomly explode into a violent rage, making it unreliable beast to be left in vmcivilised society. It is better off being shipped off back to the jungles of apefrica when its wild chimp outs will harm no human, only fellow subhuman beasts that will dish out, what we civilised people see as cruel and unusual- but seeing as they are a different species other than human, we can allow and watch. Pubishments such as the whole town burning them in a pit while wracking them with big sticks or outright putting them on a spit and BBQing them and eating them like the cannibal animals they are
Normal person 1 " have you heard of that thing on urban dictionary Burn Mar-a-Lago?"

Normal person 2 " yeah, isn't that just a dumb nigger?"

Normal person 1 " yeah, pretty much.at least you know"
by Kaboom! Understand? February 4, 2024
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Double backwards burn

When Tree gets burned in bowling and then everyone strikes the next frame.
by Jshore76 April 6, 2023
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