When you’re in a bar and someone looks more attractive then they should because of the lighting in the environment.
Guy 1: “Damn she is supa hot fire. Ima shoot my shot.”
Guy 2: “Be careful man this place is known for it’s Bar Light Beauty.”
Guy 2: “Be careful man this place is known for it’s Bar Light Beauty.”
by Dirsaytr March 28, 2023
Get the Bar Light Beautymug. a mars bar is when a man puts his cock into a girls vagina and when he pulls it out its covered in shit and cum. most people also like to lick this for extra pleasure!
by mrbigmarsbar October 26, 2025
Get the mars barmug. 1. A walking cartoon of corruption; someone so shady they skip offshore accounts and just hoard literal gold bars like a broke Scrooge McDuck.
2. When you’re so bad at hiding your crimes you might as well leave a treasure map at the front door.
3. Synonym for “caught in 4K,” but with extra metallic shame.
2. When you’re so bad at hiding your crimes you might as well leave a treasure map at the front door.
3. Synonym for “caught in 4K,” but with extra metallic shame.
Gold Bar Menedez
“Dude got raided and they found gold bricks in his closet. Straight up Gold Bar Menendez behavior.”
“Only Gold Bar Menendez would think hiding cash and gold in his jacket was a genius plan.”
“Bro was out here living like a GTA side mission, hiding gold bars in his microwave and thinking nobody would notice — full-on Gold Bar Menendez behavior, next level delusion.”
“Dude got raided and they found gold bricks in his closet. Straight up Gold Bar Menendez behavior.”
“Only Gold Bar Menendez would think hiding cash and gold in his jacket was a genius plan.”
“Bro was out here living like a GTA side mission, hiding gold bars in his microwave and thinking nobody would notice — full-on Gold Bar Menendez behavior, next level delusion.”
by InflationCalculator April 25, 2025
Get the Gold Bar Menedezmug. A sport construction out of metal with a horizontal metal bar in the middle where you can try to to wind your body around it in several positions and directions.
Being loved by german sports teachers at school. Probably invented by the devil himself.
Statistics say that every fifth student can leave the sports hall without crushed balls.
Being loved by german sports teachers at school. Probably invented by the devil himself.
Statistics say that every fifth student can leave the sports hall without crushed balls.
by EroxHD [YT] October 27, 2019
Get the Horizontal barmug. by ju ju bar January 18, 2009
Get the ju ju barmug. When someone from the middle east is dehydrated and takes a dump resulting in a long and stone like shit.
That was some Middle Eastern chocolate bar!
by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017
Get the Middle Eastern chocolate barmug. by BigPenis19Inch November 22, 2021
Get the barmug.