Egg tapping

When two men stand side by side. One man swings his nuts into the other this creates a Newtons cradle back and forth. There is no winner.

It was a pretty good party, but a lot of people left after Greg and Cam started Egg tapping eachother.

by pcrusher April 21, 2023

Who shit in your easter egg

Either the unfortunate events around the week of easter that wrecks your whole easter weekend. Or the actual event when your son shit in an easter egg and showed it to people at school while joyfully excalming HAPPY EASTER right before Easter Break that wrecked your easter spirit.

"Who shit in your easter egg""crappy" easter because your son Shit in an plastic easter egg. Definition can be used for many reasons around easter.

by Shella34 May 13, 2011

Keester egg hunt

When you take candy eggs ,such as robins eggs, and you take a funnel and put them in someone’s ass and then you try to find them with your mouth

I was talking to this girl last night and she said she wanted to go on a keester egg hunt later and winked at me

by Alexprr06 March 28, 2024

Egg

The nickname for Exols that engage in fanwars

Eww the eggs found my tweet. Eggcells are coming after me

by Grungetears January 1, 2019

Fudge Egg

When a man Loves a women very much, she may reveal her fudge egg to him and he may brag about it to the lads later.

so I laid it right in her fudge egg last night, pulled the little man out and it was goopy as anything. Had to make a runner , couldn't hold back the ol eggy stink...

by harper reid April 19, 2017

Sluts Scrambled Eggs

A sexual act where an egg is cracked and poured into one of partners mouth, it is then scrambled and mixed by the other partners penis.

One of the partners must have a Penis.

Bruh jenny got hit with the Sluts Scrambled Eggs last weekend and there is video proof.

by MamaPhuker October 16, 2025

Egg Salad

An egg salad is a sexual act between two people. An egg is cracked into one's anus. The one who cracked the egg also adds in a salad dressing of their choosing. The one with the egg and dressing in their rectum then squats. The egg cracker and salad dresser positions their mouth below the squatting member. The squatter then pushes out the concoction and the partner underneath consumes it. This completes the egg salad.

Dude, that chick last night was wild. She wanted to get an egg salad from me.

by Come get some salad December 5, 2017