The Alex

To insert your foot inside someone's rectal cavity for non-sexual enjoyment.
Akin to wearing a warm shoe.

I hear Geoff did The Alex on Mike, how loose is his clacker?
"He's pretty loose but still trucking"

by Nedflix'n'Diddly February 17, 2024

alex spence

Famous man called Alex Spence

Formally known as Alexander Spence,

He won the world record for the coolest man alive

Hey, is that Alex Spence over there, Im gonna get a photo with him

by Samdestroyer April 19, 2019

Alex

Alex the name comes from the word asshole in Greek mythology Alex was a demi god who always had smart things to say to his family and friends or the rest of the demi gods.

"There goes Alex the bully!"

by Anonymouslexii January 28, 2025

Alex

The hottest, most beautiful, unique, and amazing girl you will ever meet.

Person 1: Wow she's so amazing.
Person 2: I know, shes such an Alex.

by SweetPlusSalty August 25, 2021

Alex

the most amazing boy in the world his favourite word is YEET and he loved pokemon cards in his early days and now is a fortnite geek :)

Yo alex

"Yeh SHUTUP im in a tornoment"

by komplexx January 19, 2021

Alex

someone who claimed that the only reason someone wouldn’t want to be his slave is an obstacle of depression that he can cure by arguing about his entitlement

Alex tried to enslave me, and when that didn’t work he criticized my “mind” for not thinking that he’s the greatest and godliest being that has ever survived birth.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

Alex :)

A really good friend who most likely has a big dick and good taste in style normally finds himself watching porn twice a day

Alex :) is potty trained vet late in life

by Zeze999 October 29, 2020