Texas Turtles

Another name for bed bugs.

Don’t you know that hotel is prime territory of Texas Turtles?

by Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov April 08, 2018

helpless turtle

When your girl decides to be dominant as fuck and she sits on you while you're on your back so you can't get up

Bro I got fucking helpless turtled last night

by Luxemo January 05, 2018

Turtle-dipping

Where you rub your dick in turtle food and let a turtle eat it off of the penis

"Dude, You should try turtle-dipping sometimes"

by Turtle Dipping December 25, 2016

poking turtle

when your poop pulsates in and out of your ass hole.

"hey Fredrico, you good?"
"yea man, just got a poking turtle."
"oh, damn. cool."

by Sometimes. February 18, 2017

doom turtle

A tank made in ww2 that was a super heavy and looks like a turtle t95

Ah shit I can't pen that Doom turtle

by 333fg March 24, 2023

turtle-backing

When you throw a pie-tin full of whipped cream at someone’s back and it sticks to their back like a turtle shell.

“Wow, Elijah just got done turtle-backing Jeremy!”

by Educated_Scholar21301 August 23, 2019

turtle mclovin

A person who claims to be an amateur level rocket league player.

That fuck wit over there is a real turtle mclovin.

by imwhoeveryouwantme2be<3 January 28, 2024