ninja turtle

when a turd gets past the grip undetected until too lake
After a ninja turtle interrupted my date , I waddled home ,threw my pants in the trash and cried in the shower for the rest of the day .....I'm certain she smelled it .
by Fiddlegrits December 04, 2022
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ninja turtle

when someone opens up to their fear or tells a deep story about themselves, but is interrupted by someone who says something unnecessary or asks some nonsense. the phenomenon is called beeing "ninja turtled"
"I told my deepest fears but was interrupted by an ninja turtle"
by Merihaka July 29, 2021
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Ninja Turtle

A turtle that is classified as a ninja but actually it's a secret!
by WhyYouAlwaysLyinOMG March 24, 2017
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Ninja turtles

What you think of when you look at the 50 cent The Massacre CD cover.
50 cent's CD The Massacre reminds you of the Ninja Turtles doesn't it?
by Solid Mantis February 07, 2021
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Turtles and Conquistador

Regionally known in Northern Florida as a sexual tradition in which a blindfolded male suiter hangs a map of the trailer park low on a wall, chugs a 4 Loko, spins three times, and walks toward the map while neked. Where his erect member touches the map before he falls down, is where the object of his affection must hide.

Once hidden, the “turtle” must scream, “Ca caaaw!” At that point, the pursuer can remove his blindfold and roam the trailer park still neked, searching under each of his neighbor’s trailers.

The game ends once the “turtle” is located and humped or the local authorities stop the search.
“What’re ya in for?”
“Caught stealin’ a catalytic converter. You?”
“Turtles and Conquistador until the law showed up.”
“Well you ol’ salty horn dog! Been there, done that.”
by Honest2n March 23, 2024
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Namekian Turtle

A retarded turtle that looks like Piccollo from Dragon Ball Z.
Josef Bamelem is a Namekian Turtle
by Namekian Turtle June 06, 2019
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Turtle dick

Someone that takes a long time to get an erection
"did you sleep with tom last night?"
"no, he had a turtle dick."
by Hairyboy2000 January 28, 2015
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