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giggly goon clown

a mysterious creature who sneaks into the rooms of unsuspecting gamers and tapes pornographic posters all over their walls and sets every computer’s screensaver to hentai.
oh man, I can’t believe I got visited by the giggly goon clown
by cockbounce November 12, 2023
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Bitchy the Clown

Someone who flips a bitch because you talk to her boyfriend often. Believes that in a relationship it's better to have no "guy" friends or "girl" friends that might threaten the relationship. Has makeup that seriously makes her look like a clown and is the most ugly-ass bitch on the face of the planet. Can't take care of her business herself and has her little spy-followers, who are also ugly-ass bitches, take care of her business for her. Won't stand for anything so needs to sit down. Pop a squat, bitch. *insert sound of whip cracking*
Wow, she's Bitchy the Clown today, isn't she?

Good grief, how much of a Bitchy the Clown can someone get??
by winddoesntblowthatway June 5, 2012
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Clown

One who wears a wig and big red nose. Beings said to have the gift of eternal joy, the ability to fit an endless amount of objects/entities into one or more vehicles, the ability to generate infinite water from thin air with a flower, the ability to make balloon versions of any object, and immortality. All clowns are known to gather in a large cult meeting they call a "Circus." Inside of a clown car is a pocket dimension able to fit anything. Bad clowns, such as Ronald McDonald, are banished to the far ends of this pocket dimension.
John: Honey! Wanna hear a joke?

Samantha: Please, John. It's been 12 years. You are not a Clown.

John: Aww, here, let me get you a handkerchief for your tears.

John then pulls an endless chain of handkerchiefs out of his pocket.
by Joeseph Mamushka June 13, 2021
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clown

Joe: who's not president of America anymore?
bestie: a clown obviously
by YEET (SKRRT) January 20, 2021
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Kitchen clown

A manager or a cook that thinks he’s a chef but can’t get his lazy ass up to prep or do anything but thinks he’s improving the restaurant
That man is a kitchen clown for firing me over cold fries.
by Jackcrunch49 February 17, 2023
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Killer Clown

A clown associated to the horror genre. Fictional clowns that are created to scare and entertain. These clowns are not actually killers , they portray a horror character.
Can’t wait to see the killer clowns at the haunted house. They are my favorite characters.
by Dare2Sleep September 7, 2022
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Clowney Clown Clown

Tricksters at heart, the Clowney Clown Clowns love chaos! They salivate for trouble! DO NOT TRUST!

they are lawful evil
Are you being a little Clowney Clown Clown???
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