Thomas

Thomas is my cousin HE IS RETARDED whenever I kill him in gta he tells his mom and I have another friend named Thomas aswell and he acts the same way as he does btw yeah cool

Me: thomas follow me and JAYSON
Thomas: no
Me and Jason after him not getting into our car while doing the diamond casino heist on gta 5 online: THOMAS THATS IT WE ARE RESTARTING THIS HEIST AND GIVING YOU 15% AND NOTHING ELSE

Thomas: NOOOOOO YOUR A BULLY I HATE YOU IM TELLING MY MOM

Btw he has a minecraft girlfriend

by ShawnYeah1 December 30, 2019

Thomas Stank

Sharting (shitting while farting) simultaneously when burping. Usually they match in pitch and volume.

Ew! Did you just shit yourself AND burp?
Yeah man, I did a Thomas Stank!

by Christian73 March 2, 2023

Thomas Triangle

A Threesome involving 2 girls and a guy. The guy lies on his back while girl A rides his dick and girl B rides his face while both girls kiss, thus completing a triangle. Girl A can also be flipped around so girl B eats Girl A’s pussy while girl A give the Guy a blowjob but this is very physically exerting and not for amateurs.

Bill: I saw you take those two coeds into the bedroom at the party last night.

Dylan: yeah I got them to preform a Thomas Triangle on me before I squeezed my go-gurt all over them

by Donkey96Nuts December 6, 2022

Thomas

Some nonchalant weirdly vascular guy in my Spanish class who is pretty sigma ts

Hey Thomas,
Stop talking to me dumb bitch

by bigblackcrayoneater339894 March 11, 2025

Thomas Jeffery

Is an 18 year old racist nonce who likes to face fuck little boys on tuesday evenings. Hes a heavily religious church boy who had his cherry popped by a big black man in the church bathroom (by choice). he now fingers his own ass whilst jelqing to videos of babies being circumsised.

I Thomas Jeffery'd your mum

by Ciara Reed February 26, 2025

Steffan Thomas

The supposed name of fictional mayor Slut Shady, who is currently in power in an underground book series titled 'A Freak's Dream' that takes place in rural English village Freakytown and it's surrounding areas

I heard a stupid theory that Slut Shady's real name is Steffan Thomas. I personally think he's the bastard son of Sticky Vicky.

by JDPTURBO May 8, 2024

Thomas

Very cool

Thomas is very cool

by totallynotsteven June 6, 2021