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cunt gaunlet

When a female flexes her vaginal muscles during intercourse and holds the male genitalia hostage until you cum inside.

This is normally done as a tactic to have a child when the female is suspects your holding in your loads because you dont want children
steve- I think i got stacey pregnent

bill- wtf i thought she was just your side bitch
steve- she is but i got my dick stuck in a cunt gaunlet and could hold in my cum
by piss jerking March 8, 2017
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Cunt Duster

A 25-35 year old man who has sexual relations with a woman who is 55-105 years old. Therefore a man who wipes the dust off of an elderly woman's cunt with his wang
Reis: Dude, you fucked my great grandmother?!
Anthony: Yeah man, it was legendary
Reis: You cunt duster!
by TH@ $H1+ July 27, 2009
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skitz cunt

a lad who does fkn heaps of drugs and is a fkn cool as skitz cunt
oh look at jimmy passed out in a bush, what an absolute skitz cunt
by cheyney in a bottle June 28, 2022
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Cunts on a canvas

A term of outrage used similarly fuck.
jack: did you get with that girl last night?
tom: no I got cockblocked
jack: cunts on a canvas!!!
by the creeping pedestrian June 22, 2013
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Cunt Punt

Kicking or Booting a female in her Crotch/Genital Area.
Bianca: Fuck You James!
James: If you don't apologise i'm gonna cunt punt you!
by pinkyout July 27, 2016
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Cunting Around

Bethel has been cunting around all day and hasn't got anything done.
by Warlock Trivection Falken January 3, 2015
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A cunt of Karens

A group of Karens, usually ranging between 3 or more.
Oh no Bernard, here comes a cunt of Karens. They seem to be protesting about the non-existent wage gap. Quick, hide any essence of unfiltered enjoyment before they culture-cancel it!
by DunoDunkair January 1, 2021
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