Holy Wars...The Punishment Due

I killed my brother and he killed me. We spilled blood across the land. Killing in the name of religon.

Something the narrator doesnt understand. We are fools who ask the sheep when we go across the sea and ask them for their beliefs.

Does god tell you to kill? A divided country cannot stand I told them.

The disgrace I made is over now that my past has been erased The clear as a crystal end is near.

The main plan is not to look to Israel as the homelands might be Holy War.

On my base I know it like a scholar. Up high on my soapbox, Gavels leader in the seat of judgement Than-thou-could-be-messenger of the pulprit god.

Eh fuck that you finish the story.

by Arm November 19, 2004

Won the battle, lost the war

When one is so concentrated into completing a task that he/she thought was so big, but at the end realized it was nothing compared to the big picture that he/she lost.

I've passed my exam, but lost a gf. I've won the battle, lost the war.

by One depressed dude December 12, 2009

War Man Christmas Special

When a married man starts to think up ridiculous ideas in November to seduce their wife/girlfriend into having over-the-top urban dictionary definition style sex by Christmas. The thought being that if they buy their wife something festive like a Wine Advent Calendar or Sexy Mrs. Clause pajamas they will be rewarded with an opportunity to perform the “Kentucky Tractor Puller” or the more festive “Bob Sledding” acts.

Guy 1: Dude, I bought my wife a bottle of Rosé with Rudolph on it! I’ll bet she’s going to finally let me try the “Flying Camel” for Christmas!

Guy 2: No doubt, the “War Man Christmas Special” always works!

by Mr Mist3r November 5, 2022

Star Wars Day

Celebrated on the 4th of May, this day is sectioned off to nerds and their favorite sci-fi movie, Star Wars. On this day, the are allowed to openly worship Luke Skywalker and state to other believes, "May the fourth be with you!"

A famous quote from the movie is "May the force be with you", so saying "May the FOURTH be with you" on Star Wars Day is puny.

by ThatPersonWithTheFace October 29, 2012

tug-o-war with the Cyclops

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
a date with Pam and her five friends
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Failing to find someone to fuck after the club, Jimmy resorted to a tug-o-war with the Cyclops."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

Call Of Duty World at War

Best game to play if you want to own Nazi zombies, and make em pay for what they did to the Jews(or just to have some crazy mind blowing fun)

Man: Hey let's play Resident Evil so we can kill some zombies.

Man 2: No Man! Lets play Call of Duty World at War so we can kill NAZI zombies...Much more enjoyable.

by Dan The Man45 December 22, 2008

Call of Duty: World at War

3.5 out of 5 video game made for many different consoles and the fifth in the Call of Duty series. Itt's like Cod 4 but World War ||. Has great graphics, cool online play, and freaking awesome Nazi Zombies. Sometimes you respawn in front of people on the other team and that just sucks. Tanks are incredibly cheap along with game lag, especially on when playing on " hardcore" online play where health is reduced and the heads-up-display is limited. Overall popular because of it's very successfull predessor, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.

Guy #1: Hey man I just got Call of Duty: World at War. I think it's a good game and Nazi Zombies is a unique mini game.

Guy #2: uh, okay... sweet

by .....Unknown..... March 2, 2009