Zoey

Her name means life and that is what she breathes into me every time I see her. It is a fact of life that she is the most gorgeous woman on the face of planet earth. She is always a joy to be around and makes me smile every time I think about her, one of these days she will see what I say is true but for now she'll go on denying it because she can't see what I see.

Zoey is the woman of my dreams

by wizard blizzard August 14, 2022

smushed zoey

she’s SO ANNOYING AND SMUSHED. why can’t she swim literally get her out of here rn she reeks like cheddar

Smushed Zoey is small and smushed in the floor

by Poopy in my bum April 3, 2020

zoey

In certain cases, also refers to an outsider who makes it clear he/she's an outsider, going as far as to make fun of the outsiders to make him/herself look more outside. Will use false accusations and stereotypes to fulfill this. Has no reputable evidence or proof, facts are lacking, and he/she sounds like a total imbecile doing it. For excellent examples, see canonite and nikonian. Another good place is to do some research on where CONTAX rates (and why you don't ever see new Contax cameras, hmmm, wonder what happened. Did the copy machine company stop making them?) compared to other companies.

"I almost feel sorry for that Zoey person, he/she's made a total ass of themself, even going so far as to bash Leica. You almost have to have pity on the poor soul, they think they're professional! Come sit with me and point and laugh!"

by Deus April 5, 2005

zoey

zoey is a crusty rat who lives in the sewer. She thinks everyone likes her but they don't. Zoey usually has greasy hair and doesn't care what people think (in a bad way) Zoey is an antisocial loser who also thinks she is stylish but ends up looking like a garbage can.

"Woah is that zoey?"
"Yeah watch out man, she is pretty crusty."

by sexychungi April 8, 2015

Zoey

The bitch who you ask to homecoming and she fucking leaves you on seen

Me: Zoey left me on read when I asked her to homecoming

Friend: Fuck that bitch.

by epicbackflip October 15, 2019

Zoey Dickerson

She's a pretty girl, but underneath it all she's troubled. She struggles with depression and anxiety, as well as suicidal thoughts. She's boy crazy, and when the boy rejects her, she can't do anything, and lays awake at night, wishing she could die.

I'm her friend. She needs help, help her if you know her!

Me: yo Zoey wassup?
Zoey Dickerson: I wanna die

by Ligma_balls273 April 29, 2022

Zoey

Usually a very weird person.

Friend: Zoey is fucking weird.
Another friend: yeah ikr. She's a loser.

by 9/11 was just a performance. March 10, 2019