Zamboni

A towel, t-shirt, sock, or any other rag used to wipe up a load after you beat off and blow a load on your stomach.

I was looking for a CD in Tony's room and found a crusty old T-shirt that he's been using as a Zamboni.

by Bob Growler October 7, 2007

Zabian

The coolest guy ever often never goes on social media or on his phone usally likes girly girls. He has blue eyes that girls fall for.

Tomboy 1: Look its sexy zabian
Girly girl 1: back off he only likes girly girls

by Lovegogoal June 22, 2015

Zambonious

A collosal great big erection....or any other larger object

'Weezer, will you see that zambonious sized truck out there on the thin ice!"

by stephen Crow May 18, 2003

zambino

Dirty greasy Italian that has 0 friends and is about 5 feet tall and looks like a dirty mexican. Usually lets his beard or mustache grow which makes him look like (A) a dirty mexican who doesnt shower or (B) A 40 year old pedophile.

That Zambino, you can see the grease driping right off of him.

by ule November 1, 2010

Zamboner

The act of using a boner (without the help of the hands) to drive a zamboni (as long as the erection is not the result of male enhancement pills).

Whoa, those guys really put the boner in Zamboner!!

by VivaLaItalia November 2, 2008

Zamboner

The act of a man getting excited or aroused Combines the words 'zamboni' and 'boner.' First coined at a UW Badgers Men's Hockey Game.

When I saw this money hottie at the bar last night, I got a zamboner!

by Steve&Craig November 1, 2003

Zabi

A gay person that plays the piano.

Wow he's a gay person playing the piano! What a Zabi.

by whyjuice April 11, 2020