Floonky Woonky 

A Floonky Woonky (also commonly known as FlonkoWonko) is a method of torture and execution in which the victim is tied to the ground with their testicles hanging as the executioner says « Floonky Woonky ».
The victim is let loose after a few hours, but even if no physical harm was done, they are haunted by the traumatic memory that is Floonky Woonky.

-Damn, I just learned that Floonky Woonky was inflicted to my veteran grandpa during the Viet war!
- Lmao he got f l o n k e d

Floonky Woonky by IwillMunchOnYourCorpse July 24, 2022

mooky-woonk 

A phrase used to describe the act of coitis to a child

Pronunciation: Moon-key Woo-nk

“Dad why is the lady in the next room making all that noise” — “don’t worry about it kid…that’s the sound of Mooky-woonk”

mooky-woonk by DickmeatJenkins February 2, 2023

The Woon effect 

When a person who buys a stock and it goes down, or sells a stock and it goes up.

I’ve purchased a stock so the Woon Effect means the price will tank.

I’ve sold a stock so the Woon Effect means it will shoot up

The Woon effect by RPhil June 25, 2025

Doony woony chicken McNuggets

The man the myth the legend Art “The Fart” Doon. Expressed in formal etiquette as Doony Woony chicken McNuggets

Doony woony chicken McNuggets is a top 5

Doony woony chicken McNuggets by Mr_PizzaBurger July 6, 2025

Ron Wooning

The act of being a Ron Woon

If you keep Ron Wooning her, you’re gonna get booted from the chat

Ron Wooning by Ron Woon February 23, 2026