A slang term made famous in Long Island by Astorian influencer J-Killah. It’s used primarily as a sales pitch when signing people up at a gym. Only the manager is able to grant someone world-wide access because as them being the manager, they could actually do that. Although the term is seen by most as a joke currently, in the past it was a great closing statement. The term is also coupled with a fake voucher discount used by J-Killah and is a 90% success rate when pitched correctly. The salesman must have a shaved head even if they’re not bald, a checkered dress shirt layered with a Black vest, and both hands directly tucked into their pockets to present a layer back “I don’t give a fuck” vibe.
by Egbert June 28, 2022
Get the World-Wide Accessmug. This statement is a metaphor for saving ones self from a bad situation. It is derived from a bird in free-fall. If the bird spreads its wings, it can simply soar and stop it's impending pain/demise. Likewise, when a bird wants to fly away quickly, it spreads its wings wide open and with a few powerful thrusts flies away. Consequently, this statement is often used to remind one of their inner strength.
Sam found Andi crying after a break-up.
"Wings wide open, dear, wings wide open!" Sam encouraged.
"Yes, WWO. I'm the one that's gotta make this situation better for myself" Andi smiled back.
"Wings wide open, dear, wings wide open!" Sam encouraged.
"Yes, WWO. I'm the one that's gotta make this situation better for myself" Andi smiled back.
by TC3 December 12, 2011
Get the Wings Wide Openmug. by anonymous January 29, 2021
Get the World Wide It Boymug. Perennial condition of waiting for the next Web page to download due to bandwith sluggishly shuffling after demand, leading to approximately 10,000,000,000,000 extra person-hours on the Web every year.
by Fearman October 31, 2007
Get the World Wide Waitmug. Slang term for a guy/girl who likes fat chicks/dudes.
Modified from the term Mile High Club, which is a ficticious club that requires a member to have sex during a flight that will be traveling a mile or more above the ground, the Mile Wide Club is a ficticious group whos members have had sex with so many large people, that when you add the widths of their asses together, it equals a mile or more.
Modified from the term Mile High Club, which is a ficticious club that requires a member to have sex during a flight that will be traveling a mile or more above the ground, the Mile Wide Club is a ficticious group whos members have had sex with so many large people, that when you add the widths of their asses together, it equals a mile or more.
Eric: Man, if Ben bangs that cow, Lois, I bet he can get into the Mile Wide club ... her ass has to be at least 30 inches across !
Jeff: You aren't kidding, dude ... he goes for the big'uns !
Jeff: You aren't kidding, dude ... he goes for the big'uns !
by imabadbird March 24, 2008
Get the Mile Wide Clubmug. Description of a promiscuous virgin, someone saving intercourse for marriage but is willing to perform other sexual acts
How was your date last night?" "Ok I guess, but when I asked her out I didn't suspect she'd be thighs wide shut.
by thisisnotmyrealname9999885652 July 9, 2010
Get the Thighs Wide Shutmug. "A global architecture of links to and from vast pools of information" that is built on top of the Internet, but is NOT the Internet. The Internet is the means by which we access the World Wide Web.
"I am going to look at cat videos on the World Wide Web."
"YouTube is located on the World Wide Web, under the Uniform Resource Location (URL), www.youtube.com
"YouTube is located on the World Wide Web, under the Uniform Resource Location (URL), www.youtube.com
by CopperWhopper67 January 23, 2015
Get the World Wide Webmug.