A guy who hangs around bars and attempts to steal other people's girls. He won't do it in front of the guy, but prefers to wait until the guy goes to the restroom or outside to smoke, before he weasels on up and attempts to steal his poon-tang.
by NTNTENPIN June 4, 2011
Get the Tang Weaselmug. Definition as of yet unknown. Thrown around with abandon at parties to describe two individuals partaking in any activity whatsoever.
by Rufus McGovern December 31, 2008
Get the weasel divermug. A rogue weasel affected by harful radiation, therefore giving it superdooper powers. These powers include the ability to penetrate and power-rape.
by tittywrinkle mcgee January 22, 2009
Get the rad-weaselmug. Meaning the noise associated respiratory mucas and infection; when it pops, crackles, whistles or wheeze's.
Brochitis dude: Wheeze.. Cough..Splutter....Whistle....Mew
Brochitis dude friend: WTF was that?
Brochitis dude: Damn chest weasel's again!
Brochitis dude friend: WTF was that?
Brochitis dude: Damn chest weasel's again!
by Rooshdy January 21, 2011
Get the Chest Weaselmug. A suit which chavs wear which actually makes them look like a weasel, its so well made you cannot even see the zip at the back of the neck
by bsdhbvbgjvns\adjfh January 15, 2011
Get the weasel suitmug. A person driving down the highway at a high rate of speed talking on their cell phone. Can see them peering quickly through their side mirror then darting in front of you while continuing their phone conversation.
by pokeyzard August 26, 2009
Get the road weaselmug. A speedy weasel is a guy who isn't great looking, who finds smokin hot chics at a party who are totally smashed, gets them to have sex with him and then nuts in like 3 seconds.
Jennie- OMG last night I was so wasted I had sex with this really ugly guy and the worst part was he nutted in 3 seconds!
Jessica- Sounds like you've been had by a speedy weasel
Jessica- Sounds like you've been had by a speedy weasel
by robbie bobbie June 5, 2009
Get the speedy weaselmug.