Ski-Tard

An obvious beginner skier or snowboarber who decides to get cocky and try black diamonds. he then gets to scared to do anything.

A person who is very bad at skiing or snowboarding who is always falling. usually falling right in front of a person.

"Where were you?"
Sorry man i was going down to the lift when a total ski-tard cut in front of me and bailed.

by triplec787 August 11, 2010

Vehicle Skiing

When your cars tires yeet off the street and you go spinning through the rain.

"YO dad im sorry i wreked your car. I went vehicle skiing and it commited the big destroi."

by avengethetaco May 1, 2019

Skiing the Alps

Snorting cocaine.

Nicole Kidman looks like she's skiing the alps on the pictures showing powder on her face.

by Few Words August 13, 2010

black skies

Black skies are typically a symbol for hopelessness and bad times ahead.

all i see is black skies

by Lgndly November 18, 2017

Ski Bopper

A bopper is someone who gives a guy head or jacks them off. If you were sitting on the couch in the middle, making the hand movements as if you were skiing, than a ski-bopper is someone who jacks two guys off at the same time.

Caitlin just totally gave Mike and John a ski bopper on the couch.

by Lynsey Lou Who January 12, 2011

ski bunny

A girl who goes up to a ski mountain not to ski, but to pick up guys.

The ski bunny hooked up with some of the mountain's ski bum instructors.

by hapanelly December 7, 2006

Shit Skiing

When you go for a shit in the toilet and there's no seat or you don't wont to sit on it, you pull your pants down and assume the position a down hill skier would use.

Bloke 1 "There's no seat in the toilet"
Bloke 2 "Best go shit skiing then!"

by dirtydom March 29, 2010