Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.
by Kiwidude April 3, 2023
Get the professional bench warmer mug.When you stick your thumb in a female's asshole while you're banging her doggy style. If she complains, you say it was to keep your thumb warm.
Bro, I was banging this chick doggy style behind a dumpster for hours and I gave her a thumb warmer. She was into it.
by JT Return of the Mack 9797 May 25, 2025
Get the Thumb Warmer mug.When you have two lines of cocaine on each of a girl’s ass cheeks, and you do one line, then get some on your tongue and then eat her ass so her asshole gets numb. Then, you finish the other line on the other ass cheek and by then her ass will be numb for anal.
“Yo bro, this girl is gonna let me do the double bench warmer on her. This is definitely an item crossed off the bucket list.”
by c1ay_4tw March 7, 2024
Get the Double Bench Warmer mug.Noun: Any person who becomes very “clingy” toward their romantic partner in an unhealthy manner (as if latched to the person’s neck).
Yo bro, please tell your new girlfriend to give you some space! She’s being a bit of a throat warmer not letting you hang out with us this weekend!
by ValeK March 18, 2024
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