Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.
by Kiwidude April 3, 2023
Get the professional bench warmer mug.When you stick your thumb in a female's asshole while you're banging her doggy style. If she complains, you say it was to keep your thumb warm.
Bro, I was banging this chick doggy style behind a dumpster for hours and I gave her a thumb warmer. She was into it.
by JT Return of the Mack 9797 May 25, 2025
Get the Thumb Warmer mug.When you have two lines of cocaine on each of a girl’s ass cheeks, and you do one line, then get some on your tongue and then eat her ass so her asshole gets numb. Then, you finish the other line on the other ass cheek and by then her ass will be numb for anal.
“Yo bro, this girl is gonna let me do the double bench warmer on her. This is definitely an item crossed off the bucket list.”
by c1ay_4tw March 7, 2024
Get the Double Bench Warmer mug.Noun: Any person who becomes very “clingy” toward their romantic partner in an unhealthy manner (as if latched to the person’s neck).
Yo bro, please tell your new girlfriend to give you some space! She’s being a bit of a throat warmer not letting you hang out with us this weekend!
by ValeK March 18, 2024
Get the Throat Warmer mug.An Iranian hand warmer is performed between 2 men. The first man unzips his pants and grabs the second man's hand and puts it inside his pants, over his underwear, and braces the man's hand against his testicles. The second man then enjoys a warm and soft Iranian hand warmer. Hands can be warmed one at a time, or both at one for a racier experience. This experience is more enjoyable when the first man is on the heavier side and has more heat trapped. This definition comes from the hard working trona miners of Wyoming, where our hands are always freezing. Stay warm!
by ThePinkGlove January 24, 2026
Get the IRANIAN HAND WARMER mug.The act of attempting to pick up or deploy a live NFDD (Noise Flash Diversionary Device) (i.e. flash bang), but retaining it for too long a period that it deflagrates while in your hands resulting in injuries such as loss of fingers and/or severe burns.
Pat was at the 'protest' and tried to throw the flash bang back at the cops, but got a Minnesota Hand Warmer instead.
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