The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”
Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021

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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---
by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

When you are with your buddies and someone responses “I have to wake up early” to the question “you want another beer?” They are being a little bitch
by 0007DM November 25, 2021

Massive quadriceps.
by BeerPenguin March 16, 2018
