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Morning Wake Up

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
mugGet the Morning Wake Upmug.

I have to wake up early

When you are with your buddies and someone responses “I have to wake up early” to the question “you want another beer?” They are being a little bitch
Hey Chima want another beer?

Nah I have to wake up early tomorrow.

Stop being a little bitch man.
by 0007DM November 25, 2021
mugGet the I have to wake up earlymug.

waking up tongan

Massive quadriceps.
That blokes legs looks like he's waking up tongan.
by BeerPenguin March 16, 2018
mugGet the waking up tonganmug.

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