Wake it up

A dumb mutt who isnt aware of his fuckery in a given situation

Addison oi wake it up!

by Makka Sanders Boy March 27, 2023

Southern Wake Up

To be awoken by your sister giving you a hand job.

After my southern wake up,I was ready to start my day.

by BillyJackoff September 4, 2020

Don't Wake Up The John

a slang used to refer to a sleepy man who shall not be disturbed

My friend said to don't wake up the john aka his father otherwise he shall punish me with impunity

by WIlliam Penilecock January 2, 2023

how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025