umbrella

Something u use in the rain to keep yourself dry.

Pass me the UMBRELLA

by 1928Sugarcube April 5, 2022

Umbrella Fish

Stretching your nutsack over someone’s face under water, or near a pool or body of water.

Mike just passed out on the boat and I umbrella fished the shit out of him.

by Bands731 August 23, 2021

Love Umbrella

A gut so big that your SO can give you oral sex in the rain and still stay dry.

It was pouring outside when my woman gave me oral sex. She stayed dry because my love umbrella covered her.

by Jenkum DeCoux December 18, 2010

Columbus Umbrella

The Columbus Umbrella is when you have intercourse with at least 2 other people and you urinate on one person, using their body to shield the other person from said urine.

Jeremy was so excited to get a Columbus Umbrella and protect Donald from my urine .

by Mr. Bungles June 8, 2022