ur mum

gay

jim: ugh you are so stupid
carl: ur mum gay
jim:*ligit fucking dies*

by Your_local_lesbian December 30, 2019

ur mum

joke

Shut up!
"Your mum"

by asjjsajsjjxjppshpjoi August 3, 2023

ur mum

ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.

kids friend: hey look its ur mum
kid: thats not my mum thats ur mum

by urmum12345 April 29, 2021

ur mum

well duh it is ur mum what else were you expecting.

Timmy: can you come to my house after school?
you : no

timmy : why

you: UR MUM

by good peoples July 29, 2022

ur mum

ur mum

person1: *insert awkward question or conversation*

person2: “ur mum”

by Har Har Cowface August 11, 2022

ur mum

the one i banged last night

i banged ur mum last night

by bangedurmumlastnight April 20, 2021

ur mum

Your hot mum that comes to my house every night for adult playtime 😩

Me: I’m having a kid with ur mum
You: WTF

by ash_slays October 24, 2023