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Jakarta Twizzler

Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.
I got really drunk on my vacation and blew 5 euros on a Jakarta Twizzler.
by The Donut Fairy May 15, 2016
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Twizzer

Colloquialism for vagina. Only ever used twice in the Eddie Murphy movie Boomerang by Martin Lawrence, then David Alan Grier and probably by no-one else before or ever again.
"Someone's not hitting the twizzer!!"
by SpencerElden July 1, 2008
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Twizzle

A slang counter-culture based reference from the south which eludes to someone being extremely wired amped tweaking on crystal methamphetamine dizzle crank.
That girl. . .after snorting a few lines, went from a lady to looking like a twizzle-tweaked back alley drug whore--in under ten minutes!
by Bobby Revell December 14, 2008
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trizzy

Man that nigga was trizzy lame.
by thedtsupey March 4, 2009
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tizzy

this is the real deffo (others are fake bitches)

It means when you are having such a fucking great ass time like FOR REAL
1) A: that was so sister goals
B: um dude ew, don't you mean that was so fucking 'tizzy'

2) have a tizzy time!
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twizzle

To waste away time in irrelevant, redundant and unneccessary ways.

Evolving from the original, drug-related definition.
Dude, you've twizzled away two hours on Facebook, its time for you to pull your head out your ass and do some WORK!
by Scooter Boy January 28, 2009
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Tizzy fit

A tizzy fit is when a baby freaks out, irregardless of their age. A tizzy fit could involve knocking something off of something, screaming loudly directly into someone's ear hole or anything over the top over something that really isn't a big deal at all. Oh well
Brian through a tizzy fit because Mark fingered that girl on his bed and wiped his hand underneath Brian's pillow.
by LadyMan217 December 14, 2009
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