Friggin’ the twig

To masturbate with a semi

I had to brutally wank that out by friggin’ the twig

by I Smeldit August 31, 2021

Honed twig

An insult used by 45 year old British men believed to mean as useless as sharpened twig.

I cant believe we teamed with you, you honed twig.

by Twig muncher August 27, 2025

Twig thicc

When one is skinny, yet has muscle and jiggle

Hey man you gain weight?
Yeah dude. I’m now twig thicc bro

by WhiteRabbit XOXO December 27, 2019

twig

usually a dumbass bitch

twig sucks

by ryanslifeisok May 29, 2018

twig

someone that is very skinny. This is normally used as an insult.

"you look like a twig"

by unicorn play time with uno April 7, 2021

Twig

When ever someone is salty or angry during an argument they use this word to instantly reveal that they have no brain power.

Hahaha what a fucking twig you are : said salty Termy

by LordEV October 30, 2018

Twig

Collin Wagner

Your as fragile as a twig.

by T Bish September 29, 2019