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Network Access Security Token 

NAST is abbreviated for Network Access Security Token. NAST primary use would be when accessing a computer remotely through tools like TeamViewer you have a security token which you would have to read back to the individual who is accessing your computer remotely. This is just a better term for the long string of characters you would on your screen when using said software.
Natalie: Hey Bob I think there might be a problem on my computer it’s running so sluggish.
Bob: Hey I wish I could but I’m out of town right now.
Natalie: Bob it’s important please help me.
Bob: Fine, just download TeamViewer.
Natalie: Ok it’s downloaded what do I do now.
Bob: Just read me the NAST one by one.
Natalie: The what, what is a NAST?
Bob: It’s a simple term for the long ASCII characters which is simply a Network Access Security Token that I need you to read to me carefully so I can help you.
Natalie: Ok will do.
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Work hard token 

When you’re doing leg day and you fart so much that you believe you pooped a little bit
Sorry, I’ve gotta go home and change. I’m pretty sure I gave myself a work hard token while lifting today
Work hard token by luck257 March 15, 2022

Vessel Marie Token 

A creature that is likely the result of a siren and a leprechaun breeding (which would explain the dancing). He is very silly and filled with big emotions while also being a massive nerd. It is well known that his laughter is notorious for shattering mortal beings where they stand. It is speculated that he may be a primordial eldritch being. It should be noted that he is also the father of a beautiful flamingo son that goes by the name Jericho Vesselonius Token. He can be observed going through a cycle of energetic dancing, having a mental breakdown, hyping up the homies, fighting a giant, nearly getting sniped with a drumstick, strutting like an exotic male bird searching for a mate, and zoomies. His diet consists of can of peas, bologna, caramel, taco bell, new flesh, and cream cheese on a broken jaw. Do not give him sugar past 5pm. You will end up hearing him scream all night about it. When feeding, he can be observed saying "nom nom". Overall, Vessel Marie Token is a miraculous creature deserving of deep love and affection.
Sleep: "Vessel Marie Token, did you get into the sugar again?!"

Vessel: "SUUUUUGAAAAAR I'VE GOT A TASTE FOR YOU!"

Jericho Vesselonius Token 

The son of Vessel Marie Token, nickname "Jerry". Jerry is a black flamingo that is incredibly beloved, with beautiful feathers that his father can be seen wearing on his back. One has to wonder if Vessel collects the feathers Jerry sheds to turn into accessories, or if he skinned Jerry and turned him into a fashionable statement piece.

Regardless, it seems everyone has collectively decided that the flamingo's name is Jerry, short for Jericho Vesselonius Token, without collaborating on it. Which begs the question of whether we have been brainwashed and are becoming a hive mind.
"Hey, you'll never believe it, but my friend stole Jericho Vesselonius Token and now he's sitting in my living room. We call him Jerry."

Non-Fungible Token 

An employee hired for diversity, equity & inclusion (DEI) reasons that you can never fire lest you face allegations of discrimination.
We've wanted to fire her for a long time due to performance issues, but given that she is in a protected class, we've just accepted that she's our non-fungible token.
Non-Fungible Token by GPM415 August 12, 2025

tokenization 

The gender, race, or sexuality change of a pre-established character. It is purposeful and with intent.
The Flash show making the white redheaded West family black was an act of tokenization.
tokenization by answerer5976 August 16, 2021

Tokin and Jokin 

Smoking cannabis, enjoying the uplifted feeling with jokes and laughter man.
🔥Stoney Vibes Man💨
🔥 My favorite past time activity is to be TOKIN and JOKIN