by Ketchupsmoothieyum November 7, 2021

by Mommymilkers000 September 29, 2021

This lady at table 3 is annoying me about our ketchup not being good enough. Ill cook up some hobo's ketchup for her fries real quick! Is anyone on thier period?
by Josh the Ogre July 15, 2021

A relationship built to last forever they love each other and devour each other with a chicken roll they pour at least a gallon every lunch
by BigBenji123 November 15, 2019

A person who cooks food so awful it must be doused in ketchup by the person forced to consume it in order to hide the actual taste.
Girl 1: I heard you got invited to Mary's dinner party and she is making pot roast.
Girl 2: Yeah I will totally have to eat before I go because she is a total ketchup cook.
Girl 2: Yeah I will totally have to eat before I go because she is a total ketchup cook.
by Murrey from Michigan December 18, 2010

In Business or in real life .. when people can’t tackle the real issue they focus on the smallest non issue to take away their anxiety of not addressing the real issue
Moe just couldn’t come to terms with the man going to shut down his restaurant. Every day he is riding me on not throwing away but re using ketchup packets. WTF bro!!!
by Oneyed3dguy June 20, 2021

A term used by broden kelly when one surprises another with ketchup to the face region or other areas
by Joeseph0 March 15, 2023
