nelson trade

(n.)
In fantasy football, when a player proposes a trade that insults another's intelligence, such as proposing Ben Tate when Foster is about to return or Dwayne Bowe when Cassel gets injured.

(ex.)
That guy with a micropenis just offered me a nelson trade.

See also: insult, holocaust, Coach Sandusky, UCLA.

by Shrimp Etouffee November 15, 2011

Hobo-Trade

When a person (usually without income) trades an item of theirs for a different item that belongs to another person (regardless of whether they are there, or not, to agree with the trade.) It is not outright theft; rather an exchange of items, even if not verbally agreed to.

"I Hobo-Traded my backpack for his blanket while he was gone all week."

by Polly Histor December 14, 2021

trade pokemon

To exachange nudes with someone

Him: hey do you want to trade pokemon
Her: no I don’t like to exachange nudeso

by Tradepokemon January 16, 2018

McJerkin Trade

This definition applies within the realm of fantasy sports. A McJerkin trade is one in which one team offers another team a trade that is beyond unfair. It is truly erroneous on all levels and smells of collusion. In simple terms its cheating!

I just offered my friend Michael Cuddyer, Brett Lawrie, Johnny and Cueto for Robinson Cano. This kid is totally getting McJerkin Traded!

by Dan Brown Brah September 29, 2012

Trade Trapping

When someone in fantasy football throws a ton of trades to all the members in hopes of getting someone to accidentally click a trade which is not in their favor.

“He wouldn’t stop trade trapping his league so he was asked not to come back.”

by fantasy football definitions August 25, 2022

shift trading

The act of asking a coworker to cover your shift, and trading it with them. Using the Coffee Mobile app is the best way to complete shift trading on ones mobile device.

Yo, I want to hit up that sweet concert but I have to work. Good thing I have this Shift Trading app so somebody can cover me.

by Coffee Mobile November 18, 2015

trade hangout

A roblox game where people with premium trade limited items.

Nerd: HEY DUDE WANNA PLAY TRADE HANGOUT

Me: bet, but aint gonna be wit you.

by Nexasphere September 7, 2020